Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
"Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself
to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a
picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.
And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at
least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Political & Virus Jokes
Bill Gate's Hurricane Prevention
Washington Post's Best
All Puns Intended
Temperature is Relative - Iowa
My favorite humor writer, Patricia Draznin